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Sunday 4 December 2011

Super 2nds v BUPA Beckons (The Bulls)

Super 2nds v BUPA Beckons (The Bulls)
Goliath v David

This coming Tuesday sees the mighty Super 2nds take on the humble and ailing Bulls.
KO is 7pm to allow the under 13s to be home and tucked up by 9pm.
The facts:
The wounded Bulls, struggling for their divisional survival, are to be met by a stacked 'Super 2nds' team who will be bolstering their numbers with the Bears 'resting' supremo 'Magic; Johnson.
Yup, Toby the Bears NUMBER ONE will be guesting at... wait for it... number 4.
A dignified silence shall befall the Bulls forthwith and we happy underdogs will scrap for survival and (with Toby present) our suppers.
We will scrap to the last but I fear that we're casualty bound...
The match ups:
Chris 'Lean Machine' Guildersleve v our beloved crocked Camel
Prediction: 3-1
Kevin 'furry feet' Mears v Ian 'The Sling' Piggin
Prediction: 3-1
Gareth "I'm an estate agent, what do you expect?' Ashington v Crocked but Cuddly Coops
Prediction: 2-3
Toby 'The Zone' Johnson v Mirthless Moribund Moi
Prediction: 3-1
James 'Bring It' Wyatt v Noble Nobbled Nat
Prediction: I haven't a clue on this one.
Come see the pain.
Tuesday 7pm

2 comments:

  1. Looks like a weak 2nd team without Harry 'rising star' Gildersleve.

    They'd walk the league with that guy playing for them.

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  2. They certainly miss your charm and charisma Hazza; they're a dull lot.
    You wouldn't get Gazza pulling fruit out of his bum and eating it whilst hollering "Eeedoesn'tlikethatdoeseeeaveittt!"
    Miss you Monkey.

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