Welcome. This is an unofficial blog for Beaconsfield squash club.
Here you'll be able to access info about team matches, keep tabs on divisional positions,
and get updates on squash and racketball events and any forthcoming social activity.
It could also be the place to start (and end) rumours, and indulge in healthy banter.
There's bound to be the odd thing that offends; but that's alright isn't it, us being adults?
If you're truly miffed just email me and I'll remove the offending article.
You'll also be able to post a blog yourself; I am your host so, simply email me your piece/rant/match report/poetry/recipe for tripe to:
trev@lisacottage.demon.co.uk
I'll put it up 'in the cloud' and folk will then be able to comment or heckle...
So come on, email your pieces or add your comments below what is already posted there.

Tuesday 13 December 2011

Lions v Booker: Lions Get Stuffed: Match Report by Dirty Fernandez

Lions Get Stuffed


Here's Dan's report followed by a few words about last weekend's Racket ball tournament.
He's obviously being paid by the word...


Worst Lions loss since records began.
1 - 19 v Booker.
Power twins electrocuted Treadwell & Manley
Carr ran over Gildersleve
Napoleon sunk by Buckley
Ashington salvaged a point v a bloke 10 yrs older than him.
Come back Foo, Fernandez, Longman, Boyle & Burnett all is forgiven....


County Racketball Tournament:
Popular winner Simon Martin 3-1 v Craig Bartlett.
Bartlett surprisingly beat defending champ Tom 'pissed' Phipps 3-1 in semi.
Poor turnout from Beaconsfield & Bucks players generally. 12 entries reduced to 9 on Friday with injuries and no-shows.

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