Beaconsfield Squash Club News & Events

CLUB NEWSLETTER 23.5.13

CLUB SURVEY
Last day to complete the club survey. Please take time to tell us your views if you have not already done so:-
https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/BSCSURVEY2013

RACKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIPS
These will now be held in early September. Lino Gallina will be organising and Park Grove Mortgages Ltd (James Walton) have kindly offered to sponsor for a second year.

JUNIOR COUNTY TRIAL 8th/9th JUNE
Please complete the attached form to be emailed to Andy Longman longmansports@hotmail.co.uk ASAP if you would like to take part in this junior county selection process.

JUNIOR ROLL-UP
This Saturday will be the last roll-up of the season.
To send us into summer with a ‘Bang’ there will be fun & games, sweets and coaches prizes at 6:30pm.
Turn up as a Super-Squash Hero by putting your pants on top of your shorts!! Or for girls any Super-Hero look!
We look forward to seeing you Saturday.
The season will re-commence in early September.

JUNIOR LEAGUES
New leagues are now on the website and board.
This league will run until Sunday 21st July and this will be the last league until September.

GUEST FEES
As per the board meeting minutes of 30.1.13, members are reminded that they are welcome to bring guests with a view to them joining or simply as a one off. If you bring a regular visitor they will be required to pay a guest fee of £5.

BACK THE BID
Join the bid and place your vote for Squash to be in 2020 Olympic Games:-
http://www.insidethegames.biz/polls/71-which-sport-do-you-think-the-ioc-should-vote-to-include-on-the-olympic-programme-for-2020?acm=19194_1074&dm_i=1D9A,10C5A,7VQAK5,4ZD4R,1-

WANT TO BE ON TV?
Are you aged 16-19 or 60-65? If so NFTS would like to invite you to take part in their comedic TV quiz show, 'The Generation Gap' on 20-21 June at Beaconsfield Studios.
Apply individually or in teams of 3 to generationgaptv@gmail.com by May 25th.
Food & transport costs provided.

UP COMING EVENTS: 

JULY
2nd Rebellion Brewery Tour
13th Quiz Night
20th Summer BBQ

Please Help Ashington Page raise £1000 for Great Ormond Street Hospital

Five of our team, Gareth, Angela, Tracey, Belinda and Steve are taking part in the unique 100km moonlit ride past London’s iconic landmarks in just a few weeks, Saturday 8^th June starting at 11.30pm and cycling through the night. Here is the link to the event: www.nightrider.org.uk/Night_Rider_London.htm

We cycle through the night probably finishing around 6.30am, just in time for breakfast!

Great Ormond Street Hospital saved my son’s life in 2006.  George Ashington was just 12 when he had multiple organ failure and was on a life support machine for 4 weeks.

The consultants, doctors and nurses were all awe inspiring.  Their dedication and professionalism is truly humbling as is seeing the many brave children. 

George has made a full recovery and is now a strapping and sporty 19 year old who will go to university this September.

Please can you sponsor us an help us raise £1000. We have raised around £200 already.

If you would like to sponsor us please visit our just giving site at:
www.justgiving.com/Ashington-Page

Thank you,

Gareth

Beyond Chutzpah: Match report: Beaconsfield 1 vs. Tring 1 – May 20th

Skipper Timbo writes:

It’s all about FOCUS!
This was a keenly anticipated fixture with recent Tring defector James Walton returning with his new friends to do battle.

Proceedings got underway with Stan taking on Mr Walton in the expletive-laden slugfest that we’d all been looking forward to.

Stan was a bit on-edge to begin with, but once he found his mojo he won it fair and square. Good result. 3-1

Then I played Paul from Tring, a professional tennis coach apparently. I was still on the M25 for the first game and made some silly mistakes to lose it 4-11. Then focus returned to turn the game around – next games going 11-9, 11-9, 11-1. A solid 3-1. Thanks also to Ches for marking – ‘you should only need to do the first game, Dan will be here in a minute’.

Trevor then played their other James (much younger, better looking) for a very frisky match. Trev just nipped the first game 12-10 before assuming more control in the second 11-6. His brain then went briefly in search of the bar to concede the third game 11-3 – before regaining focus to take the fourth 11-7. Good work. 3-1

Finally Dan went on against their #1 Ross, who had the most thumping forehand drive seen in these parts for a long time. He whacked his way to victory in the first two games before Dan began to mix it up a bit with some tasty drops and a corkscrew or to, but unfortunately it was not enough to claw things back. 0-3

The doubles panto then arrived. I didn’t see Dan and Trevor’s game, but it was 0-2. Meanwhile on the other court Stan and I were at 1-1 before Walton felled me with a reverse kidney punch. This didn’t help and we limped to a 1-2 defeat.

So the final result was a 10-10 draw. 
Body armour will be worn for the return visit...

Match Report – Beaconsfield Warriors v Bracknell 4

Unsure who the 'humble reporter' is but... ta very much...

 As the first contest the of summer Berkshire league for the Warriors, and with a new captain whose capabilities at managing a squash team are quite unknown, the team entered their match against Bracknell 4 with many unanswered questions:

-          Will the full squad turn up?
-          Would home crowd support be a factor in the match outcome?
-          Could the team captain find a lift back home after the match?

Your humble reporter is glad to report all of these questions were answered with a resounding ‘Yes!’

Match 1 – Alex Dyson v Phil Simpson

A distressing start to the match saw Alex see the same scoreline, down 0-4, to try and dig out from in the first two games. Finding himself behind early in each game, Alex did well to collect himself and put quite a number of good rallies in; however playing any game down 0-4 is a tough place to come back from! Games one and two to the opposition....not looking good for the Warriors. But, all the rallying and running around began to show in the third game, as the opposition was unable to keep up with the youngster’s fitness level and Alex stayed mentally tough to take game three, 9-4. Sensing his opponent’s strength wavering and showing signs of fatigue, coupled with staunch home crowd support to increase his confidence, Alex controlled the final two games of the match for wins at 9-4 and 9-6. A solid and successful comeback victory....Match 1 to Beaconsfield.

Match 2 – Daniel Joy v Alex McTaggart

While young Alex Dyson was battling his way through a tough match, Daniel seemed to have found an opponent more to his liking. The first game started quickly, with Daniel jumping to a 7-0 lead in short order. However, he then appeared to take his foot off the pedal and coast. His opponent managed to bring the game back to 8-5, but Daniel collected himself enough to finish. The second game started much more slowly, Daniel and his opponent trading places frequently, each seeming to not want to be in the service box! Daniel then decided enough was enough and swiftly finished the game, 9-2. The third game began much like the second, but the opposition managed to keep pace as points accumulated, keeping the game even at 4-4. Would this be a similar story to Alex Dyson’s match, only to see Beaconsfield on the losing end? I’m happy to inform you that it was not....Daniel gradually pulled away, playing consistently and finishing the third game 9-4. Match 2 to Beaconsfield.

Match 3 – John Bullard v Craig Gilbert

As elder statesman of the team, John entered the match with the knowledge that his experience would likely serve him well in tough game situations. From the start, this match had all indications that John would need that experience to pull out a win for the team. Neck and neck, point for point, the first two games ended at 10-9 and 10-8....but unfortunately for John, his opponent was able to take both games! So much for experience; two games to Bracknell. Overheard discussing his plight with the team captain after the second game, John lamented he was “playing like a tosser”....to which his team captain advised him “Don’t play like a tosser.” These powerful words of wisdom served John well, as he was able to secure the third game with a score of 9-6 by not “playing like a tosser.” However, two comeback wins on the evening was too much to hope for, and his opponent responded to the challenge by taking the fourth game, 9-7. Match 3 to Bracknell 4.

Match 4 – Joe Budzynski v Matt Morgan

With Beaconsfield leading the overall match by a score of 7-5, Joe took the court knowing a 3-0 win would secure the overall team victory for the Warriors. A tough ask of someone known for losing concentration, but he started the match with confidence. The first game opened with Joe blazing his way to a 7-0 lead before taking a breath and finishing the game 9-3. His opponent appeared to have settled as the second game started, with players trading places in the service box and a 5-3 scoreline part way through, Joe in the lead. A few strong drives, combined with mistakes from his opponent, quickly changed things around though and resulted in the second game going to Joe, 9-4. The third and final game was a formality, as Joe kept up the pressure on his opponent and won with a final score of 9-2. Match 4 to Beaconsfield, and overall team match victory assured.

Match 5 – Heather Joy v Hardeep Diocee

Last match of the evening and the full complement of each team upstairs to see the action. Would Bracknell save some pride and find a second match win to move the overall score closer? Unfortunately for Bracknell, Heather didn’t seem keen on the idea. A swift start to the first game saw her opponent wondering what he had signed up for, with Heather completely frustrating her opponent on the way to a 9-1 win. After a quick breather, the players were back in for the second game which started a bit more sedately. Trading serve, neither seemed willing to give away easy points; mid-game score showing a slight advantage to the opposition at 3-4. However, a sudden sequence of mistakes changed things, and Heather burst ahead to a 9-4 win. The final game was a fleeting and simple affair, Heather winning in convincing fashion at 9-3 and taking  Match 5 for Beaconsfield.

Final Match Score

Beaconsfield Warriors: 13 Games, 4 Matches won

Bracknell 4: 5 Games, 1 Match won.

Overall winner: Beaconsfield Warriors

Beco v Berko

Thanks to those who came and fought valiantly at Berko this Wednesday.

To try and put us off, Berko had organised a very noisy raffle for Wimbledon tickets right outside the courts, and when that finished they turned up the volume on the TV so Mike wouldn’t miss any of the action from Chelsea-Benefica.

To try and spook us further, they wore luminous orange team strips that made Phil Whitaker’s old yellow shirts seem understated.

So, to the match…

I was completely outclassed by their #1 who later revealed he is an England squash player, recently dabbling in racketball and thrashing all comers. 0-3

Mike had a good comeback run vs. Berko’s tricky #2 who just kept on running. 0-3

Phil had a very close match against a lopsided lefthander and was 10-5 up in two games before very narrowly losing in the fifth. 2-3

Olly also had a very close-run five-setter which could have gone either way, but a few nicks swung it Berko’s way. 2-3

In the doubles, Phil and I could not overcome our oppos, but Mike and Olly did really well to win their match. 0-2, 2-0.

Despite the absence of our first, second and third strings we managed a creditable 6 points vs. 14.

The next match takes place this coming Monday 20^th May at Beaconsfield 7.30pm vs. Tring 1.

Our line-up will be:

1.       Dan

2.       Trevor

3.       Tim

4.       Stan

I will bring along some body armour to be worn against whoever ends up playing Mr Walton.

Thanks for confirming your availability.

Tim

Victorious Beaconsfield Get an Entirely New Post Match Experience in Maidenhead

Beaconsfield Squash Club Ltd News & Events

CLUB NEWSLETTER 16.5.13

JUNIOR CLUB CHAMPIONSHIPS
Thanks go to Irene Machin for organising another successful event, to Richard Lubek for sponsoring the prizes and to Philip Courtenay-Luck for supplying the sweets!
Results as follows, winners and runners-up:-
Open U19 Harry Chapples / Alex Dyson
Girls U19 Natalie Machin / Megan McNeil
Open U17 Harry Chapples / Alex Dyson
Open U15 William Smith / Jeremy Guild
Open U13 William Smith / Matthew Gallagher
Open U11 Ben Holmes / Carter Allen

CLUB SURVEY
Please take time to complete the club survey if you have not already done so at:-
https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/BSCSURVEY2013
Special thanks to Joe Budzynski for his support with this project.

REBELLION BEER TOUR
We have organised a visit to the brewery for Tuesday July 2nd from 7-10pm. A great informal night out, with a talk about the brewing process, tasters and BBQ. All Free apart from BBQ. Please sign-up in the club if you are interested.

BACK THE BID
Join the bid and place your vote for Squash to be in 2020 Olympic Games.http://www.insidethegames.biz/polls/71-which-sport-do-you-think-the-ioc-should-vote-to-include-on-the-olympic-programme-for-2020?acm=19194_1074&dm_i=1D9A,10C5A,7VQAK5,4ZD4R,1-

UP COMING EVENTS:
JUNE
3rd Club Night

JULY
2nd Rebellion Brewery Tour
5/6/7 Racketball Championships
13th Quiz Night
20th Summer BBQ

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James Wyatt: Winner U15 Chiltern District Sports Award

Beaconsfield's finest, young James Wyatt was recently recognized in the Chiltern District Sports Awards, taking the Under 15 Boy's Award for Achievement in Sport.

The photos are of James receiving the award for Essex boys U15 and for the Lakeside U17 Runner Up.

Miracle Mile: In Cassidy's Care: Reviews: americanaUK

Excuse a moment of self promotion but...
This is regarding the forthcoming release of 'In Cassidy's Care' by my group Miracle Mile which is released on July 22nd:
The first review is in from the highly influential americanaUK.
Please click here to read.
Pre release copies are available though the Miracle Mile website store here or you could just approach me at the bar...

Beyond Chutzpah: Beaconsfield 1 vs. Chesham Bois - May 9th (Away)

Donkey Derby!
Here's skipper Tim, writing about himself in the 3rd person...

Our second match, fresh from nicking it against Aylesbury B, and we would have been in good shape for this match - were it not for two unfortunate incidents beforehand:

- First of all Mike had hurt his back while enjoying some R&R (poor Kate) and ruled himself unfit to play, so Tim stepped in to take his place.

- Second, Ches took off to Cyprus for a whole two weeks R&R (poor June). Full disclosure – our foolish captain had mis-read Ches’ whizzy skydrive spreadsheet and mistakenly thought Ches was available for this match. Doh!

So with a last minute replacement and only 3 men, into battle we went.

First on was Tim, playing Richard – an experienced player and a keen distance runner. The heat of the court meant Tim kept overhitting to narrowly lose the first game 11-9. However, body and brain then engaged to produce some droppy touchy shots to take the next 3 games. An uncharacteristic triumph of brain over brawn. 

3-1

Trevor then played Rob. Rob's squash game is all unreadable whacky, twisty, wristy, boasty etc. Works well for him with a small black bollock but doesn't translate to Racket ball at all. He's a smart man who will work out the game in due time. Meanwhile, yesterday, Trev spanked him in due time. Remember Rob, in Racketball, "he who dares does not win..." 

3-0

Then Dan played Wayne, their deceptively athletic #1. It looked like Dan had it in the bag after a two minute first game, but the match turned into a hard-fought 5 setter with Dan emerging triumphant. 

3-2

Chesham’s #2 Ian then asked forlornly where our #2 was. ‘Cyprus’ was not the answer he was expecting. Desperate calls to various Beaconsfield racketballers yielded no joy. Not wishing to leave the poor man gameless, Tim then went on again for another tough 5 setter, eventually running out of legs to lose 11-8 in the 5^th game.  

2-3

Which left the doubles, one of which we had to forfeit, but Trev and Dan dug-in to grab a game in a very close defeat. 1-2

So if we forfeit the #2 game and one of the doubles games, the match ended up as a 10-10 draw, which all felt to be a fair outcome!

Captain’s note: please expect belt and braces e-mails, SMS and carrier pigeon to confirm availability for future games...