Welcome. This is an unofficial blog for Beaconsfield squash club.
Here you'll be able to access info about team matches, keep tabs on divisional positions,
and get updates on squash and racketball events and any forthcoming social activity.
It could also be the place to start (and end) rumours, and indulge in healthy banter.
There's bound to be the odd thing that offends; but that's alright isn't it, us being adults?
If you're truly miffed just email me and I'll remove the offending article.
You'll also be able to post a blog yourself; I am your host so, simply email me your piece/rant/match report/poetry/recipe for tripe to:
trev@lisacottage.demon.co.uk
I'll put it up 'in the cloud' and folk will then be able to comment or heckle...
So come on, email your pieces or add your comments below what is already posted there.

Tuesday 24 April 2012

Atko's Cautionary Tales (Part 1)

A cautionary tale from Atko (right) about the need to be careful about where you stick your mitt; particularly relevant after the events of the recent team night out...


Mike writes: 
Now then now then guys and gals!  To all of you who’ve had knee jobs and struggled to get your game back....it could be far far worse.  Look out for those large fish on the 10th!
What is a Golf Ball Worth? 

The ball was in the pond on Hole 16 at Oak Crest Golf Club in Michigan ...
It was a brand new Titlelist with the Verso logo on it and he didn't want to loose it OR take the two stroke penalty as he was already behind in points!!!
NEVER PUT YOUR ARM IN THE WATER TO RETRIEVE A GOLF BALL!!!!!!!!!!!
 






They managed to sew his arm back on. 
He was playing golf again within 6 months!!

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