Welcome. This is an unofficial blog for Beaconsfield squash club.
Here you'll be able to access info about team matches, keep tabs on divisional positions,
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It could also be the place to start (and end) rumours, and indulge in healthy banter.
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Tuesday 3 April 2012

Boys on the Piste: By Dan Fernandez

Messrs Alexander & Purnell, Chairman Mears and Capt Dirty Dan recently took to some high altitude training in St Anton in preparation for the forthcoming end of season bash at the Basmati as well the Club Champs.
As we were strictly abiding by the rules 'what goes on tour stays on tour' only a topline summary of events is possible.
Events started off well with early drinking on the train to the resort.


More training took place at Austria's biggest bar as we queued to see the only single women in the resort.


We continued our heavy training as night fell...


Sufficiently well trained we sought solace with some leggy females...


After much late night training certain individuals staring into each others 'sparkly eyes' took to their beds for further team bonding involving the favoured 2nd team game of 'hunt the spectacles'.
The post coitum bliss is tangible....


Slightly stiff and much poorer but fully trained up we prepared to return with all faculties in tact...


Downhill Dan
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