Welcome. This is an unofficial blog for Beaconsfield squash club.
Here you'll be able to access info about team matches, keep tabs on divisional positions,
and get updates on squash and racketball events and any forthcoming social activity.
It could also be the place to start (and end) rumours, and indulge in healthy banter.
There's bound to be the odd thing that offends; but that's alright isn't it, us being adults?
If you're truly miffed just email me and I'll remove the offending article.
You'll also be able to post a blog yourself; I am your host so, simply email me your piece/rant/match report/poetry/recipe for tripe to:
trev@lisacottage.demon.co.uk
I'll put it up 'in the cloud' and folk will then be able to comment or heckle...
So come on, email your pieces or add your comments below what is already posted there.

Monday, 2 April 2012

What does a 'Super 2nd' look like?

Tomorrow evening is the climax of the Bulls' season when they host the Super 2nds.
Christ knows who'll be turning up for the 2nds... if Gazza's maverick selection policy continues we could expect anyone from Jahingar Khan to Lord Lucan. 
Will he up the Antti?
Will he push his Courtney Luck?
Will he farm out Heard?
Will he bandy Alexander?
He can guild a lily but can he Gildersleve well alone?
Knowing Gazza he'll probably get Tevez on loan for the week... 
At least then he wouldn't be the ugliest man in the room...
Like Gazza's lookalike, Quasi Modo; let's at least hope that their faces ring a bell...
The Bulls settled squad are a happy herd, recognisable as a breed:
Nigel 'The Camel' McNeil
Ian 'The Pig' St. Piggin
Jim 'Coops' Cooper
MeMeMe
Natalie 'Jesus' Machin
Both teams are comfortably placed mid-table so the only agenda is one predicated by pride.
We all recognise that you can't milk a Bull.
You'll sense that when you see us...
But what does a 'Super 2nd' look like?
All will be revealed at 7.40pm tomorrow evening.
Come see...

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