Welcome. This is an unofficial blog for Beaconsfield squash club.
Here you'll be able to access info about team matches, keep tabs on divisional positions,
and get updates on squash and racketball events and any forthcoming social activity.
It could also be the place to start (and end) rumours, and indulge in healthy banter.
There's bound to be the odd thing that offends; but that's alright isn't it, us being adults?
If you're truly miffed just email me and I'll remove the offending article.
You'll also be able to post a blog yourself; I am your host so, simply email me your piece/rant/match report/poetry/recipe for tripe to:
trev@lisacottage.demon.co.uk
I'll put it up 'in the cloud' and folk will then be able to comment or heckle...
So come on, email your pieces or add your comments below what is already posted there.

Monday, 2 April 2012

Koko's Limited

As things are 'a bit slow' during the current malaise, Phil Alexander has asked me to tell you all that he is slashing the rates of his construction company, Koko's Limited. He and his workmen are currently offering themselves up for minimum wage (plus tea and Hob Nobs). Phil says; "It's my livelihood and I take it as seriously as squash itself. If 'Koko's Limited' let you down I'll give you the shirt off my back..." which, having seen most of Phil's shirts, is quite some commitment.
Phil specialises in adhesives; he has the stickiest glue in town; indeed it's what holds most of his constructions up.
Tip: always wash your hands after using them to avoid embarrassing mishaps (see above).
'Koko's Limited' have recently been doing some 'big jobs' in Eastern Europe as you can see from Koko's Limited's new promotional video below... watch out (20 seconds in) for Phil and the boys' spectacular arrival at Warsaw airport...


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