Welcome. This is an unofficial blog for Beaconsfield squash club.
Here you'll be able to access info about team matches, keep tabs on divisional positions,
and get updates on squash and racketball events and any forthcoming social activity.
It could also be the place to start (and end) rumours, and indulge in healthy banter.
There's bound to be the odd thing that offends; but that's alright isn't it, us being adults?
If you're truly miffed just email me and I'll remove the offending article.
You'll also be able to post a blog yourself; I am your host so, simply email me your piece/rant/match report/poetry/recipe for tripe to:
trev@lisacottage.demon.co.uk
I'll put it up 'in the cloud' and folk will then be able to comment or heckle...
So come on, email your pieces or add your comments below what is already posted there.

Monday 22 October 2012

SID VACUOUS? AVERAGE BULLS V SORRY 2NDS

Funny how once you get hit over the head with a phrase it's echo seems to reverberate o'er every mundanity.
"Strength in Depth" seems to be the catch phrase for the season.
It might be better changed to something like "I'll be there on the dot" but then we could all put our (new team) shirts on disappointment, so... "strength in depth" it is.
Shall we call it SID instead?
Maybe treat the idea like a little pet.
Stroke it even when it starts to smell bad...

Gazza's 'Sorry 2nds' are struggling with SID; so much so that the Bulls had to stiffen their resolve with a couple of guest appearances agin the Super Bears and their own (apparently shortish) SID in last week's tight encounter (3-2 to the 2nds).
This week sees a similar predicament for our lovable Real Estater...
The initial rumour was that Gazza would put upon The Pig's better porcine nature and have the front to suggest two Bulls turning out against their own breed (a tubby Tomcat & a resting Red Squirrel) in tomorrow's Bulls v 2nds mash up.
Well, (after much heckling) a compromise of sorts sees a Bull and a Bear turn out to flatter Gazza's SID.
Match ups are below with predictions.
I was cock on last week...

Toby v The Pig 
'Magic' too much of a handful; our usually streaky Pig gets a stuffing; a crackling match though. (3-1)

Neil v The Chicken

Could be interesting after Neil's dismantling by The Turtle last week. An on form Jim to rattle The Beast until his wheels fall off? Not likely but that's the plan... (3-2 to Mr Bojangles)

Gazza v The Fox
Speaking of dismantling; after a nip and tuck league encounter with 'Lonesome' yesterday (27-0) my confidence is so low that I should fit 'umbly and smugly into Gazza's gaping poche. (3-0)

The Gnat v The Camel

A whiff of interbreeding here; Gnat to stick close to the walls, Camel to get the hump "all at sea" but bedazzle Machiness with his unorthodoxy and come out on top. (1-3)

Seb Monson v The Python

Petulance and promise v petulance and pride. Pride to win. (0-3)

So, 10 - 9 to the 2nds.

Come and watch.
7.40 start.


2 comments:

  1. Trev we need a decode if joe public is to decipher your ramblings.

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  2. Is that you Bob?
    Pig=Piggin
    Chicken=Jim Cooper
    Fox=Moi
    Gnat=Natalie
    Camel=Nigel
    Red Squirrel=St. John
    Tubby Tom=Mears
    Python=Ches
    Gazza=Gazza
    Mr Bojangles=Neil
    Magic=Toby
    Simples...

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