Welcome. This is an unofficial blog for Beaconsfield squash club.
Here you'll be able to access info about team matches, keep tabs on divisional positions,
and get updates on squash and racketball events and any forthcoming social activity.
It could also be the place to start (and end) rumours, and indulge in healthy banter.
There's bound to be the odd thing that offends; but that's alright isn't it, us being adults?
If you're truly miffed just email me and I'll remove the offending article.
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trev@lisacottage.demon.co.uk
I'll put it up 'in the cloud' and folk will then be able to comment or heckle...
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Thursday 4 October 2012

Bulls v Chesham Upstarts. The Pig Sees No Ships


As you can see, Ian 'Pig' Piggin writes as he plays; with a lots of energy and a complete lack of flair. 
He was there, but was an apparently witless witness.
Trev x

PS: We are hoping to welcome a resurgent Dave 'The Turtle' Powell to our ranks (still awaiting confirmation) and need to re-christen 'Toffy' Taylor.
Our chairman needs an animal moniker too. He suggests 'The Elephant' (because of the size of his trunk, he says) but having showered with him I'd suggest 'The Acorn'. I have however been informed that an acorn is not an animal, and that neither is an 'Arseh*le'. 
I therefore await educated suggestions from Bulls only. 
There is a 'Meercat' btw...






I kicked off with Steve - far too young, fit and measured for me at the moment.  I got the third game but should have done better.
1-3

I marked the Camel's 5 game "shortest-rally" competition with a rather feisty chap called Phil. Nigel went 2 ahead with deft lobs, drop shots and wise shot selection.  Phil then got a big angry which somehow reduced his error rate.  Weird.  After much trade-mark panting, the Camel hung on for a well deserved win.
3-2

I didn't see our esteemed Chairman's game, but was glad his shoulder held it together.  No doubt the play was peppered with those deceptive drops he enjoys so much.
2-3

The Fox was impressive I'm sure (but I didn't see it), duffing-up his oppo in 3.
3-0
 
The evening ended with an impressive win for our chicken, beating Sam M in 3. Again, I didn't see any of it but I am sure it was a fine performance. 
3-0

Next week: away at Holmer Green.

Team:
Pig
Chicken
Fox
Camel
Gnat


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