Welcome. This is an unofficial blog for Beaconsfield squash club.
Here you'll be able to access info about team matches, keep tabs on divisional positions,
and get updates on squash and racketball events and any forthcoming social activity.
It could also be the place to start (and end) rumours, and indulge in healthy banter.
There's bound to be the odd thing that offends; but that's alright isn't it, us being adults?
If you're truly miffed just email me and I'll remove the offending article.
You'll also be able to post a blog yourself; I am your host so, simply email me your piece/rant/match report/poetry/recipe for tripe to:
trev@lisacottage.demon.co.uk
I'll put it up 'in the cloud' and folk will then be able to comment or heckle...
So come on, email your pieces or add your comments below what is already posted there.

Thursday, 31 May 2012

Tired and Emotional

'The Lonesomes' match report will follow.
Hulk doesn't do writing; just destroying, so Captain Pyne and vice skipper Quixote organising the writing of it so... don't hold your breath.

I got a little tired and emotional after last night's summer squash.
Beaten by a girl.
Again.
Failed to eat, as team captain failed to provide sustenance.
Again.
Drowned sorrows on empty stomach.
Again.
Wobbled home in 3rd gear.
Again.
When Atko is your beer monitor you know you're in trouble.
I therefore resolve:
Never to play girls again. (occasional exception made for Mears)
To limit myself to only one post match beer...
Oh, go on, two then...







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