Cheap beer (£2.50 a pint) while England are ahead?Not as generous as it sounds when your best player is your goalie and your main strikers are a fat scouser with anger issues and a Geordie psychopath more concerned about his ponytail than the back of the net.
I'm predicting a 0-0 draw with England losing on penalties but what do I know?
How to tempt you to the club to witness the witless?
How about the possibility of chewing on my balls?
They're small but quite delicious.
Word has it that you can get two in your mouth at the same time...
You can spit them out or swallow if you prefer.
And... they're free.
Yes, a free bowl of my spicy Italian meatballs for all comers.
Bullard is baking bread to soak up the lovely juices and throw at the screen when Terry puts his penalty into row Z...
Get there early to bag a seat.
Sunday, 7.45pm kick off.
Balls up at half time...
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