Welcome. This is an unofficial blog for Beaconsfield squash club.
Here you'll be able to access info about team matches, keep tabs on divisional positions,
and get updates on squash and racketball events and any forthcoming social activity.
It could also be the place to start (and end) rumours, and indulge in healthy banter.
There's bound to be the odd thing that offends; but that's alright isn't it, us being adults?
If you're truly miffed just email me and I'll remove the offending article.
You'll also be able to post a blog yourself; I am your host so, simply email me your piece/rant/match report/poetry/recipe for tripe to:
trev@lisacottage.demon.co.uk
I'll put it up 'in the cloud' and folk will then be able to comment or heckle...
So come on, email your pieces or add your comments below what is already posted there.

Friday 29 June 2012

New Deals From Phil Whitaker's Motors

I'm not sure if it's a left or right hand/foot drive but Phil assures us that the tread is fresh and non marking. Comes with inbuilt odor eaters.











 Comes with A/C to assure Thermidor...
All mod cons with this baby; a love shack on wheels. A little bit of woodworm but a good runner...
 This the only car that can contain the club captain's ego. The clock is permanently set 12 minutes ahead of time to ensure courteous ETA.
The 'Muff Mobile' should be popular with any of our female members. Has the 'Female Hygiene' equivalent of odor eaters; curiously the clutch is shaped like a camel's foot...






Finally; what a paint job...

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