Welcome. This is an unofficial blog for Beaconsfield squash club.
Here you'll be able to access info about team matches, keep tabs on divisional positions,
and get updates on squash and racketball events and any forthcoming social activity.
It could also be the place to start (and end) rumours, and indulge in healthy banter.
There's bound to be the odd thing that offends; but that's alright isn't it, us being adults?
If you're truly miffed just email me and I'll remove the offending article.
You'll also be able to post a blog yourself; I am your host so, simply email me your piece/rant/match report/poetry/recipe for tripe to:
trev@lisacottage.demon.co.uk
I'll put it up 'in the cloud' and folk will then be able to comment or heckle...
So come on, email your pieces or add your comments below what is already posted there.

Friday, 3 February 2012

Match Report: Of Sorts: Lions v Tring: Lions Raw or Yawn?


I always hoped that theses match reports would reflect their author's personality; this one just in from Nic Manley...

Lions v Tring I @ Home

Mark: 3/1
CK: 0/3
Nic: 2/3
Dan: 3/2
Neil: 3/0
Bonus: 4/0

Score: 15/9

Nic

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Plus, more interesting facts from your stat's guru (Treaders):
1: I was once a child model (see right).
2: 'Copperknob' (Me - did I need to say who?) & The Bald Fat One (Nic - ditto!) have an appalling record of 0% wins if we go to five! 
May be something to do with lack of stamina. I, personally, always like to get things over quickly...
3. The Zen Master has a hopeless win/loss ration this season! Has senility finally caught up with him? There'll always be a position as team coach... I, personally, can't perform without him behind me.
4. Captain Dirty Dan, yet again, goes to 5. Yawn!! Must be on the little blue pills...

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