Welcome. This is an unofficial blog for Beaconsfield squash club.
Here you'll be able to access info about team matches, keep tabs on divisional positions,
and get updates on squash and racketball events and any forthcoming social activity.
It could also be the place to start (and end) rumours, and indulge in healthy banter.
There's bound to be the odd thing that offends; but that's alright isn't it, us being adults?
If you're truly miffed just email me and I'll remove the offending article.
You'll also be able to post a blog yourself; I am your host so, simply email me your piece/rant/match report/poetry/recipe for tripe to:
trev@lisacottage.demon.co.uk
I'll put it up 'in the cloud' and folk will then be able to comment or heckle...
So come on, email your pieces or add your comments below what is already posted there.

Monday, 30 January 2012

Bulls take on Booker tomorrow...

Ok, so we were beaten 3-2 (16-8) by lofty Holmer Green 2 but, ever hopeful, we take to the road for Booker tomorrow eve.
Have we learnt anything from last week's defeat?
Yup:
The Camel (lost) is not really that good but is a generous chauffeur...
Coop's (won) is in the form of his life (just above 'average' then...)
St Piggin (lost) is so honest that he refuses strokes even when offered and will continue to do so as long as there a Cod in heaven and his penitent chain sits snug in his hair lined undies....
I (won) will never again attempt a backhand reverse corkscrew service on match point...
Natalie (lost) must believe that victory does not necessarily necessitate a 'victory' kiss (and cuddle) from the Camel...
Interesting report rom our swaggering Bear, thanks Magic.
Interestingly, no match report from the Super 2nds. I was interested to find out why two of their number (Napoleon & Grumpa Bholla) were running themselves into the ground with the Foo Man for 40 minutes, just before they were due on court... unsurprisingly they both went down limply... surely a fine Gazza?

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