Welcome. This is an unofficial blog for Beaconsfield squash club.
Here you'll be able to access info about team matches, keep tabs on divisional positions,
and get updates on squash and racketball events and any forthcoming social activity.
It could also be the place to start (and end) rumours, and indulge in healthy banter.
There's bound to be the odd thing that offends; but that's alright isn't it, us being adults?
If you're truly miffed just email me and I'll remove the offending article.
You'll also be able to post a blog yourself; I am your host so, simply email me your piece/rant/match report/poetry/recipe for tripe to:
trev@lisacottage.demon.co.uk
I'll put it up 'in the cloud' and folk will then be able to comment or heckle...
So come on, email your pieces or add your comments below what is already posted there.

Thursday, 1 March 2012

Bulls v Chesham Bois Juniors

Bulls' 20 Word Match Reports


Piggin:
Mike:  seemed determined to hit the ball through the front wall for most of the game, except on the quite frequent shots smacked into the tin. (not 10 words!)
Me: (St Pig): played fairly well, exploiting the youngster's loose hard hitting and error rate, (12 words!)

Trev: 
Simon: Average talent; slightly more average than mine. Nice hair too.
Trev: First ten minutes: genius; last thirty: wastrel. Hair bested Simon's.


Natalie:
Me: Long rallies, fast running, had hitting, close match, very tired.
Tim: Tall, fast, powerful, dodgy knee, 2-1 up; bottled it.


Coops:
Coops cruised into early control, taking the first with ease but Tom’s in form and his volley and boast game got better and better, culminating with a great performance in the 4th. Bollox! (32 words!)


Camel (from the balcony):
Five crackingly close encounters, fought in fine spirit. 
A potent mix of youth versus experience, the Juniors edging it 3-2.

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