Welcome. This is an unofficial blog for Beaconsfield squash club.
Here you'll be able to access info about team matches, keep tabs on divisional positions,
and get updates on squash and racketball events and any forthcoming social activity.
It could also be the place to start (and end) rumours, and indulge in healthy banter.
There's bound to be the odd thing that offends; but that's alright isn't it, us being adults?
If you're truly miffed just email me and I'll remove the offending article.
You'll also be able to post a blog yourself; I am your host so, simply email me your piece/rant/match report/poetry/recipe for tripe to:
trev@lisacottage.demon.co.uk
I'll put it up 'in the cloud' and folk will then be able to comment or heckle...
So come on, email your pieces or add your comments below what is already posted there.

Friday 20 September 2013

The Club Racketball Championship Finals: Followed by The Hat Club


The Finals of the club's Racketball Finals will be played late tomorrow evening, Saturday September 21.

Lino 'The Italian Stallion' Gallina awaits either Howard 'Ronnie' Machin or Avril 'Yer Don't Get Many of Those to the Pound' Blanchot in the the final of The Shield.
The Shield Final will be at 5pm tomorrow.

In the Grand Final we are sure of a David v Goliath encounter:
Trevor 'The Fox' Jones has somehow found himself on the grand stage; a startled rabbit in the headlights. He somehow recovered from 2-0 down in the quarters to win against an understandably under par Ches 'The Python' Bhola.
Jones then lost a keenly contested 3-2 semi against Mike 'Gertcha!' Chapples (11-9 in the 5th) only for Chapps to reveal himself (!) unavailable for the final.
So who will the pretender meet in the final?
The smart money is on Jonny 'Le Sulk' Machin to overwhelm 'Dirty' Dan Fernandez in tonight's semi final, to be played at 7pm (probably @8pm if you go by Dirty's watch.
The Grand Final will kick off at @ 5.45pm tomorrow evening. 
Could be a bloodbath or a turkey shoot.
Come see the drama!

The Finals will be followed by the second 'Hat Club' presentation.
Half of the tickets have been sold already so get there early (8pm) to reserve a seat, or get your name on the clipboard sharpish.
Should be a grand night at the club; definitely one NOT TO MISS!
Come on members.
Support your Club!
What else are you going to do?

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