Lino Laments

The first in a series of 'Cautionary Tales' from our very own 'Italian Stallion':

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at B&Q. This one caught me totally by surprise.
Over the last month I became a victim of this while out shopping. Simply going out to a DIY store has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how it works:
Two gorgeous, uni-aged girls will come over to your car or van as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with everything almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts; it's impossible not to look!
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's. You agree and they climb into the vehicle.
On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also November 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 12th, and very likely again this coming weekend.
Please pass this on to your friends so to warn them to be careful as it’s a horrible way to take advantage of older men.
Oh, by the way, Costco has wallets on sale for £2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones at the Pound Shops and bought them out of all of their stock in three of their stores.
Please send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout.

Lino
P.S. I hear that the best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.