Welcome. This is an unofficial blog for Beaconsfield squash club.
Here you'll be able to access info about team matches, keep tabs on divisional positions,
and get updates on squash and racketball events and any forthcoming social activity.
It could also be the place to start (and end) rumours, and indulge in healthy banter.
There's bound to be the odd thing that offends; but that's alright isn't it, us being adults?
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Tuesday, 14 August 2012

Stretcher Race

This just in from Ian Piggin:

The Beaconsfield Stretcher/Beer Race is on Bank Holiday Monday August 27.  
Our Squash Club has entered 2 teams, one for non team players and one for team players.
I volunteered early. 
Always a mistake...
I need another 3 folk to carry/run/drink, plus a child (or small person; Mears?), to be carried.
I understand that Toby Johnson has volunteered, presumably to run/carry/drink beer and, hopefully, not to be carried.
I do realize that this might impact upon collective willingness to take on this task, but have no fear, he is a new (half) man; in his now svelte state usual jokes about his arse having its own post code do not now apply.  In fact, in light of his laudable re-imaging Toby has now been officially designated  'half arsed'.
All volunteers are welcome and I encourage suggestions for the person being carried.

2 comments:

  1. Last time this was on.... about 10 years ago Myself, Tim and Jack enetered with Eric being on the stretcher at 80 years old.... got in the paper with the oldest competitor and won the best dressed comedy team!!... you have a lot to live up to!!

    All I rememebr is make sure you get someone exceptionally light on the stretcher!

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  2. Did your Dud teech you yer spelling Martin?
    (can't even spell own name; pah!)
    Curry/R'Ball soon?

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