
Intrigued by Mo Farah's recent Olympic heroics I'm a little disappointed to discover that his outstanding pace is nowt to do with mental and physical preparation. Seems that our Mo has an active imagination and is also a cowardly custard; sh*t scared of everything from his own shadow to a Telly Tubby.
To witness a new world record simply sneak up behind him and whisper "Boo!" The boy has history...
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