Atko's Cautionary Tales: WKP's fishing 'skills' revealed.

Next time WKP starts bragging about the 20 fish he caught 'up the Yangtze' take it with a pinch of salt.
Please watch to the end...

Atko's Cautionary Tales Part 2

Another in the series from Atko; our chronicler of the sublime and the ridiculous:

This looks like another "Gold" medal opportunity...

Are you aware that a new world record has been set for the HIGH JUMP from a KNEELING position?


THE KNEELING HIGH JUMP 

This is Incredible!!!

The record set here is 0.757 meters - remember this is from a KNEELING position and was set recently on a beach near Montpellier in Southern France.
The photograph below was taken a split second before the jump – but it gives you an idea as to how it was achieved....... 

Atko's Cautionary Tales (Part 1)

A cautionary tale from Atko (right) about the need to be careful about where you stick your mitt; particularly relevant after the events of the recent team night out...


Mike writes: 
Now then now then guys and gals!  To all of you who’ve had knee jobs and struggled to get your game back....it could be far far worse.  Look out for those large fish on the 10th!

What is a Golf Ball Worth? 

The ball was in the pond on Hole 16 at Oak Crest Golf Club in Michigan ...
It was a brand new Titlelist with the Verso logo on it and he didn't want to loose it OR take the two stroke penalty as he was already behind in points!!!
NEVER PUT YOUR ARM IN THE WATER TO RETRIEVE A GOLF BALL!!!!!!!!!!! 

They managed to sew his arm back on. 

He was playing golf again within 6 months!!